Fallacious Rose

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The Lazy Writer

Ticket to the Future

When the human species ends in a fiery (or watery) apocalypse, you probably won’t be there. Hopefully not. But what if you could be, in your own luxury Time Cruiser, just for a weekend… Here’s a short story about just that. They’re leafing through the brochures when I bustle forward. She’s a sweet looking girl with a […]

Euphemistically yours

Got an itch down there? Caught your best friend doing the horizontal square dance with the coach’s wife? Then maybe you’re a fan of euphemisms. Gotta say, my favourite euphemisms are the ones you make up yourself, like…she’s gone to order cocktails in the bar of no return. He’s checking her y axis. She’s making […]